company t-shirts

We go to great lengths just to get these T-shirts. Even when they're this hideous puke-yellow color, we all still go rushing upstairs just to ransack the cabinet. At least today there wasn't the usual stampede. Last time I felt like I was in the crowd following Moses through the desert or something. Leaving Egypt for the Land of T-shirts. After I got back from today's trip to the cabinet I sat and thought about it for a few seconds (while staring at my small puke-yellow shirt), and couldn't really come up with a logical impulse behind it, other than a general human attraction to freebies.

...Yeah. I dunno.